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  • Consent is like a traffic light.

    whoopsrobots:

    When they say ‘stop’, you stop.

    When they say ‘maybe’, you get ready to stop.

    When they say ‘go’, you go.

    And like a traffic light, their signals are not optional.

    For example, if they say ‘stop’ or ‘maybe’ and you decide to keep going, you will get hit by a truck.

    MY truck.

    I will run you over.

    (via faux-vampire)

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  • genderqueerdraco:

    I just called my mood my “internal weather” because I forgot the word mood but also like…I think that sounds sick af???? So I’m totally gonna start calling my mood my internal weather because explaining to someone that ur rainy sounds nicer than saying ur sad

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  • shytabbeetch:

    s-xamayca:

    ohlalaa93:

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    MAIN INVESTIGATION OF THE YEAR, WHO’S DAT BECKY BITCH

    I think it’s her!

    We got more questions than answers. I’m going w/ Rita though.

    (via siriouslyamusing)

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  • super-highschool-level-homestuck:

    *clears throat* if i looked you up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of cute- *coughs* i mean, um, if i looked up dictionary in cute, thered- no, i meant *shuffles cards* if you looked cute up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of me- *drops cards* i, uh *flusters* the, um *panics* the dictionary thinks you’re cute

    (Source: prince-cake, via unowenowl-deactivated20160427)

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  • capacity:

    I couldn’t b a lawyer Bc I’m too honest if the other lawyer is making good points id just b like damn u onto something lets work together for truth and justice .

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  • arthur-recaps:

    me when i diet

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  • joyceisdeadinthewater:

    Heavily tattooed latino and black men get called thugs while a heavily tattooed white guy is fucking trendy and a model for like urban outfitters or some shit. Idk I think there’s something wrong with that.

    (Source: daydreamingofdrake, via siriouslyamusing)

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    allbeautifulblackgirls:

    Ig: yaosandie

    Yooooooooooooo

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  • assvna:
“ doughpegourmet:
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“ BRUH. 😭
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This hit hard
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It be worth it until the food is gone
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  • Having internet friends be like

    Me: you live where
    Me: ACROSS THE DAMN WORLD???
    Me: dude teach me curse words in your native
    Me: GO
    Me: TO
    Me: BED
    Me: ITS MIDNIGHT OVER THERE
    Me: yo fight me from across the ocean
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